Nothing of me is original. I am the combined effort of everyone I’ve ever known. In a nutshell I’m a 26 year old lady from NJ who is just trying to find her place in the world.Tumblr (3.0; @cturtle86)http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/741c9bcd8abbb903b33b4c056ff9045c/tumblr_mm4nvrNxMB1r7n4ueo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p>WAAAAAAANT!</p>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200985992http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200985992Thu, 23 May 2013 23:33:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/809d94c115907bbe75f8590c1f58140b/tumblr_mmp8icjusy1r0ix14o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://kristinemarija.tumblr.com/post/50310262275/shitandpiss-if-only-is-this-what-a-gangbang">kristinemarija</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>is this what a gangbang is cause I’m down</span></p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200941655http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200941655Thu, 23 May 2013 23:32:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykp2riHqe1qd4uq7o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lykp2riHqe1qd4uq7o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ahtist.tumblr.com/post/20418431294/this-butt-is-the-best-butt">ahtist</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>“this butt… is the best butt.”</p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200920036http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200920036Thu, 23 May 2013 23:32:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a22e21a5396b594e5ee46e3b8f2f0468/tumblr_mmr8arhXrx1rtieoxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200889935http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200889935Thu, 23 May 2013 23:32:14 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/feebc0fa46599a7179deedb5ba297390/tumblr_mn0mvatON61s3qzz2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200859399http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200859399Thu, 23 May 2013 23:31:47 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bob7qrLA1ru5rc0o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6bob7qrLA1ru5rc0o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://funniest.1000notes.com/post/51199716572/saucefactory-oh-coulson" class="tumblr_blog">the-absolute-funniest-posts</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://saucefactory.tumblr.com/post/29089309214/oh-coulson-are-you-uncomfortably-aroused-are">saucefactory</a>:</p> <p>OH, COULSON.</p></blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200168968http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200168968Thu, 23 May 2013 23:21:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ea19001c14938cb3a4e8263d10386868/tumblr_mhczxaNbAq1qa9vqgo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/006bc81c1c0fd8eb727ae03ff67e0a0e/tumblr_mhczxaNbAq1qa9vqgo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6308f5e0b895e6a8285503be27a3bb91/tumblr_mhczxaNbAq1qa9vqgo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08f40f6e826371f1b6ea3e978f288dbf/tumblr_mhczxaNbAq1qa9vqgo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200101976http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200101976Thu, 23 May 2013 23:20:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/35fe517a70016b92b573f558c0acecbf/tumblr_mn484yeeWi1qe11kdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memespot.net/post/51200067893/scumbag-comedy-central" class="tumblr_blog">meme-spot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Scumbag comedy central</p></blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200085197http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51200085197Thu, 23 May 2013 23:20:30 -0400<iframe width="400" height="225" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/PJvYprLDcRs?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://synonyn0nym.tumblr.com/post/51175354513/wwruska-real-lesbians-react-to-lesbian-porn">synonyn0nym</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wwruska.tumblr.com/post/51155231555">wwruska</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><strong><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title="REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!">REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!</span></strong></h1> </blockquote> <p><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" title="REAL Lesbians React to Lesbian Porn!">I’m laughing so hard oh my god</span></p> </blockquote> <p>mostly exactly my reaction I can’t watch that shit</p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51199620391http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51199620391Thu, 23 May 2013 23:13:53 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d61166fd2b62eb34a470ea44240107cb/tumblr_mmv596Vpiw1qbf5d2o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8a4b1807f59387a6ad6307b622b31142/tumblr_mmv596Vpiw1qbf5d2o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://howtobeterrell.tumblr.com/post/51150910308/i-decided-im-gonna-always-reblog-this-because-i">howtobeterrell</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sehvn.tumblr.com/post/51129690161/shut-the-fuck-up-white-boy-jpg">I</a> decided I’m gonna always reblog this because I swear Sidney’s face says it all. lol </p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51199387115http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51199387115Thu, 23 May 2013 23:10:35 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/553663e576797de2d8bb5606cbdcbebb/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/30507c5af9e427769b42accc562e3b0c/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/397e6345787c16a2a2520db22fc0ab98/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e78ca06b70bcd80c748461185c8290b4/tumblr_mmz4c40M2e1qavxvko4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://widdershinsgirl.tumblr.com/post/50724448384/geekboots-jesus-tumblr-captain-picard-has-an">widdershinsgirl</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://geekboots.tumblr.com/post/50723120922/jesus-tumblr">geekboots</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>JESUS TUMBLR</p> </blockquote> <p>Captain Picard has an Android phone with unlimited Data.</p> </blockquote> <p>For that comment^^^</p>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51193025908http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51193025908Thu, 23 May 2013 21:47:07 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ce0924a259b38940885528174a8abf01/tumblr_mk2gjkCVPw1ru1sa9o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/eb908ce27da21bca6be8e539d740f137/tumblr_mk2gjkCVPw1ru1sa9o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pickourselvesup.tumblr.com/post/51096378934/i-think-you-and-i-are-destined-to-do-this">pickourselvesup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p><small><span>“</span><em>I think you and I are destined to do this forever.</em><span>”</span></small></p> </blockquote> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51192581834http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51192581834Thu, 23 May 2013 21:41:25 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/be9558cabf60e03ea5c6d309e4a21c2b/tumblr_mmcsntSV1I1qemcq6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177817650http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177817650Thu, 23 May 2013 18:19:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f13f8e95c99db579870cec071a02f3d0/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a93e657bea118eea23dc532ad94402d1/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/8eaec0a9d7fa1acd8725c48b32e86e1f/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/80a072cffdad2189c3c12f6b08fd602f/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/24f671e0b476973d23dce32be487af4b/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/00297dbd6e5e4f768047bf889dbc0950/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/416c90ebd8bd55803a1818b3d73dd1c4/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e22d2d285078e786b477b0c2729c351a/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e440f0db33d83fe3d64cdca9917c19e4/tumblr_mlxvusnitz1snfg45o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://just-exhale-love.net/post/50887210955/the-fucking-red-riding-hood-one-thats-not-nice">just-exhale-love</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>THE FUCKING RED RIDING HOOD ONE. THATS NOT NICE</p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177806473http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177806473Thu, 23 May 2013 18:19:02 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5c9184f764eef513be7eb5b85ad1805/tumblr_mkl4kjSMSY1qa70eyo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://gentlemanotter.tumblr.com/post/48260283648">gentlemanotter</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theybuildbuildings.tumblr.com/post/46997055500/vintagegal-girls-pose-by-a-jail-that-recalls">theybuildbuildings</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://vintagegal.tumblr.com/post/46874927105/girls-pose-by-a-jail-that-recalls-the-witch-trials">vintagegal</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Girls pose by a jail that recalls the witch trials of 1692 in Salem, Massachusetts. Photo taken in 1945.</p> </blockquote> <p>I recently learned that the water in Salem was contaminated with the fungus from which LSD is derived and a legitimate theory for the whole thing is that everyone in the <a href="http://www.pbs.org/wnet/secrets/previous_seasons/case_salem/index.html">town was tripping balls</a> </p> </blockquote> <p>^^^^^</p> <p>That is the best thing I’ve heard in a while</p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177779772http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177779772Thu, 23 May 2013 18:18:40 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8068a238297eaab9d03fdc160722080e/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f900ae4d98c0a87f9a583039d65d9cd4/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6a26136c6ab6741b9e22c6439896b69c/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b86ee0f36cc3a4a506c7e18db85ce9b6/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e85c0e18edb9c9bda8a809cda1dfe4f/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dcae52d61285b69f0c36a344bcd87e67/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0db95284fc5d0c31df7953b7b0741865/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fa2f48205ab8bbeac1914eff4dfbced1/tumblr_mn6dh7yae71qdcyz3o9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://wasteoiddd.tumblr.com/post/51082609054/sweet-bitsy-breanieswordvomit">wasteoiddd</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://sweet-bitsy.tumblr.com/post/51077208043/breanieswordvomit-caffeinated-zombie-so-in">sweet-bitsy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://breanieswordvomit.tumblr.com/post/51074528797/caffeinated-zombie-so-in-the-middle-of">breanieswordvomit</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://caffeinated-zombie.tumblr.com/post/51032573752/so-in-the-middle-of-everything-today-we-ran">caffeinated-zombie</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>So, in the middle of everything today, we ran across a hellaciously distressed momma mallard and a bunch of her baby ducks that had fallen down a sewer grate. Another guy was already trying to fish them out, so my friend and I called animal control before we tried to fish the rest of them out. When Animal Control got there, we had all of them out and the mother duck quacking very happily. I was surprised - none of us got snapped at or hurt. I was even holding onto a bag at one point that had all of them in it and she just watched me. </p> </blockquote> <p>I love how the duck is perched on the guy’s butt</p> </blockquote> <p>I’M SO HAPPY</p> </blockquote> <p>yesssssss she’s supervising haha</p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177731780http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177731780Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:59 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b4e8cef43b0333b68b102804bc1aa69e/tumblr_mj5g1p80TC1qj5qvfo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/15ce7eb25b2140c0dd0a63840ccd2edf/tumblr_mj5g1p80TC1qj5qvfo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7a85015b18e8b86afe3de534c691148a/tumblr_mj5g1p80TC1qj5qvfo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fairytalemood.tumblr.com/post/50599736573/photos-by-gustavo-papaleo-for-john-lewis-magazine">fairytalemood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>photos by Gustavo Papaleo for John Lewis magazine</p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177684476http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51177684476Thu, 23 May 2013 18:17:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/a0d8edd6552594ec13bbaa21ce5b5101/tumblr_mn9ha1shr61qe11kdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://memespot.net/post/51164807283/game-of-foams" class="tumblr_blog">meme-spot</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Game of Foams</p></blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51165537025http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51165537025Thu, 23 May 2013 15:31:17 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2e2l6F2001rnlx8co1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51165530521http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51165530521Thu, 23 May 2013 15:31:11 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma06xuyti81qe6iyko1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t.tumblr.com/post/50790998082/fuck-the-police-if-you-know-what-i-mean">f-a-n-t-a-s-t-i-c-p-l-a-n-e-t</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>fuck the police if you know what i mean</p> </blockquote>http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51165444662http://cturtle86.tumblr.com/post/51165444662Thu, 23 May 2013 15:29:57 -0400